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Bar #6 – Barron’s Bar &
Grill
Address – 2508 S Oliver, Wichita
Category – Dive bar
Barry: Barron’s is kind of tucked away on Oliver
Street but if you can find it, it won’t disappoint.
Boozer: My kind of bar. Cheap drinks, jukebox playin’
country music and a cute waitress who would never look at me – but I can look
at her.
Dick: This place is ok. It’s way better than fucking
Applebee’s. Still can’t believe we went drinking there.
Barry: So I tried to talk to the waitress but she had
a “boyfriend”. I give her credit though, she was still pretty nice. I think her boyfriend was on the other side
of the bar making sure she didn’t get too friendly.
Dick:
What an asshole.
Boozer:
It doesn’t take much to make a good bar.
Cheap drinks, a jukebox, hot bartender, a video game and a pool
table. Barron’s has it all.
Barry:
True it has all that, except when you have a hot waitress all you get is
95% dudes.
Dick:
Well since Boozer never gets laid that doesn’t matter much to him.
Boozer:
I can’t help it if most women don’t find a guy attractive that drinks every night,
has a DUI and doesn’t generally give a shit about life.
Barry:
What’s the final grade boys? I say it’s pretty good for drinkin’, not so
good for meeting your future ex-wife.
Boozer:
Wives aren’t good for my late night returns home from bars like this.
Dick:
What do you call a women who has lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Barry:
I’ll take that as a positive for Barron’s. And you guys really need to get laid.
Barron’s Ratings:
Chances of …
… Barry getting
laid by a frequent customer: 38%
… Barry
getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 69%
… Boozer
maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 16%
… Boozer
getting a DUI after leaving: 42%
… Dick
picking a fight with the waitress’s boyfriend: 91%
Bar Rankings so far …
1. The
Anchor
2. Annex
Lounge
3. The
Artichoke Sandwich Bar
4. Barron’s
Bar and Grill
5. AJ’s
Sports Grill
6.
Applebee’s
Next Bar: BC’s Bar and Grill
