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Bar #7 – BC’s Bar & Grill
Address – 4423 S Broadway,
Wichita
Category – Dive bar
Barry: None of us had ever been to this bar on South
Broadway before so we decided to take our Mexican friend Wichitaco just in
case. Turns out he was the only Hispanic
at the bar.
Boozer:
I love when Wichitaco comes with us.
He’s the only one that can hang with me on tequila shots.
Dick:
Wichi – fuckin – taco.
Wichitaco: I hate you white pieces of shit. You really thought BC’s was going to be some
Latino hangout? It’s one of the most
redneck places I’ve ever been!
Barry:
To be fair, Dick kept saying BC’s stood for Big Cocks so it could’ve
been a place where black people hang out.
And you’re the closest thing to a black friend we have.
Wichitaco: What a bunch of ignorant sonofabitches you
are.
Boozer:
I liked BC’s a lot. I met a guy
who brought in QuikTrip donuts and ate them while drinking his beer and picking
out tunes on the jukebox like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. My kind of guy.
Dick:
This place was just ok. I had to
wait 15 minutes for a drink because the waitress was outside smoking. On the
other hand once she came back she kept my glass filled and I got pretty fucked
up.
Barry:
Yeah she was cool although I think that song “Rockin the beer gut” was
written for her.
Boozer:
Hey be nice, I have a beer gut too.
More cushion for the pushin right?
Wichitaco: What a bunch of stupid motherfuckers you are.
Barry:
Ok final grade. I hear they have
karaoke on the weekends and I didn’t get any infectious diseases from the
bathroom. Zero attractive ladies,
however. I give it an average score.
Boozer:
Thumbs up for me. The three pool
tables are an added plus. And I got
wasted on tequila shots with Wichitaco.
Wichitaco: Sorry about that Boozer. Even though you retards thought this was some
kind of minority bar, I still had a good time.
But my favorite part of the night was getting a burrito afterwards at El
Mexican Burritos.
Dick:
Yeah that’s not stereotypical. I
say the next bar we build a Trump wall outside so Wichitaco can’t get in.
Wichitaco: Fuck you guys.
BC’s Ratings:
Chances of …
… Barry getting
laid by a frequent customer: 21%
… Barry
getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 9%
… Boozer
maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 36%
… Boozer
getting a DUI after leaving: 79%
… Dick
getting his ass kicked by a local: 54%
… Dick
making multiple comments about if BC stands for Big Cocks: 89%
Bar Rankings so far …
1. The
Anchor
2. Annex
Lounge
3. The
Artichoke Sandwich Bar
4. BC’s Bar
and Grill
5. Barron’s
Bar and Grill
6. AJ’s
Sports Grill
7.
Applebee’s
Next Bar: Bigs
