Welcome to the Wichita Bar Blog with Barry, Boozer and
Dick!
Intro: We are three guys that like to go out in Wichita for
drinking, picking up chicks and generally entertaining each other by being
assholes. While other people may not
think we’re awesome, we know we’re the coolest motherfuckers in town.
Concept: We’ve been to most of the bars in Wichita. Most of them are great and a few suck donkey
dick. We're gonna start going to all of
them, in alphabetical order, and then letting you know what we think of
them. It’s possible we won’t remember
what the hell went on so, in that case, we’ll just make the shit up. We’re also gonna put ads on this website
because Boozer got a DUI last month and he’s got less jack than a deck of
cards.
Who
are we?
Barry: Originally from upstate New York and moved to Wichita for
a job 8 years ago. He’s the most
cultured of the group as well as being the most well-traveled, including with
the ladies. His main goal every night is
to go home with the best available option, and when there isn’t a good option he’ll go home with just about anything.
Boozer: Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Grew up here in Wichita and knows most of the bartenders
in town. Probably an alcoholic. Was married and divorced twice but says he’s
only really loved two things: his black lab Jackson and the feeling he gets
after 14 beers. He can’t drive a car until
March 2017 and is thinking about creating another website that rates all
the Uber drivers in town.
Dick: He moved to Wichita 5 years ago after living in various
places in Texas all his life. He gets us
in trouble way too often and got stabbed one night in the parking lot of a Waffle
House in Arkansas. Everyone in the bar
loves Boozer and by the end of the night everyone in the bar hates Dick – and that
makes us laugh.
Our
friends
Wichitaco: We think he came here from Mexico but we really don’t
care. We like to hang around with him
because he knows the best places to go that we would never think of. He also makes a helluva burrito at 3am.
Wheels: The only girl we regularly hang out with, she’s the
Elaine of our group, not only because she’s the only girl but because she’s a
big slut.
Cooter King: Boozer’s older brother. If you think Barry is the biggest man-whore in Wichita then you’ve never met Cooter King. Now in his 50s he claims to have slept with over a thousand women and gets shots of penicillin weekly.
Brody: Honestly we don’t like Brody. But he makes a shit ton of money and always
pays for our drinks. He also usually knows hot girls and will bring them around
when he’s trying to act like a total douchebag.
Cowboy: We don’t like Brody but we absolutely fucking hate
Cowboy. He always looks like he just got off a tractor in the wheat fields but
actually took 3 hours to get ready.
Sings the worst slow ass country songs at karaoke because he thinks it’ll
make him look sensitive. But he always buy us shots so that’s why we tolerate his fake shit.
The
bars
Through the powers of the Internet this list includes
anywhere that might possibly serve alcohol or is some kind of nightspot/bar. There are probably places we are missing so
email us at wichitabarblog@gmail.com
to let us know what we’re missing. Follow us on Twitter for even more entertainment on a daily basis @WichitaBarBlog
Bigs
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Bill and Mary's
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Blarney Stone Pub
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Blu Nightclub
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Bogey's
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Bottle Opener
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Bourbon Street Sports Bar and Grill
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Brickyard
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Bubba's 33
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Buck's Bar and Grill
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Buffalo Wild Wings
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Burn Out Bar and Grill
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Caboose Bar and Grill
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Caeser's Palace
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Candle Club
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Carrie-B's
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Casey's Bar and Grill
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C-Bar
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Champs Bar and Grill
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Chester's Chophouse and Wine Bar
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Chili's
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Club Billiards
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Club Boomerang
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Club Rodeo
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Cottillion, The
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Cottonwood Bar
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Cowboy Inn LLC
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Cowtown Burger and Brew
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Cross Eyed Cricket Tavern
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Crossroads Bar and Grill
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Crows Nest
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Deano's Grill and Tapworks
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District Taqueria
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Doobley's
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Douley's Billiards and Sports Bar
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Driftwood Lounge
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Dudley's Irish Pub
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Dusti's Place
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El Matador Lounge
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Elbow Room, The
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Emerson Biggin's
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Ernie Biggs
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Fieldhouse
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Firebirds Wood Fired Grill
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Fireside Lounge
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Fork and Fennel
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Fox and Hound
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Frosty Mug's
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Full Moon Pub
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Gianna Bacci's
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Granite City
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Green Derby
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Green Mill Restaurant and Bar
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Harry's Uptown
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Headshots
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Heat Bar and Grill
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Heat Cigar and Hookah Lounge
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Heroes Sports Bar and Grill
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Hill, The
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Hony Tonk BBQ
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Hooters
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Hopping Gnome Brewery
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Humidor Number One, The
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Hungry Heart, The
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Indigo Lounge
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J Lounge
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J&K Billiards
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Jerry's Bar and Grill
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Jersey's Grill and Bar
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Jezebel's
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Joe's Oldtown
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John Barleycorn's
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JRs Arena
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Kansas Star Casino
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KC's Too Bar and Grill
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Keen Kutter Piano Bar
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Keg Bar and Grill
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Kirby's Beer Store
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Landing Bar, The
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Larry Bud's
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Little Bear Sports Bar
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Little Buster's Sports Bar and Grill
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Live at 215
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Lizard Lounge
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Loft 150
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Lola's Sports Bar and Grill
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Looney Bin, The
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Lounge Lizzards
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Lou's Chacuteria and Cocktails
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Lucky's Everyday
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Madrocks
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Magoos Bar and Grill
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Margarita's
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Mick's Bar and Grill
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Monarch Bar and Grill, The
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Morts Martini and Cigar Bar
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Mulligan's Pub
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Night Owl
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Oasis Lounge
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O'Briens Irish Pub
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Oeno Wine Bar
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Old Chicago
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Oliver J's
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O'Malley's Irish Pub
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Other Place
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Pandora Night Club
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Party Bus
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Paula's Bar and Grill
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Place, The
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Plaza Azul
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Pleasures
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Port of Wichita
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Public at the Brickyard
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Pumphouse
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Quincy's Bar and Grill
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R Friends
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Rack Em Up
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Rain
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Revolution Lounge
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Rhythm & Cues
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River City Brewery
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Roadhouse Blues
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Rock Island Live
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Rocky's Bar
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RT's Alibi
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Rumors
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Sabor Latin Bar and Grill
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Samuel Brewskies
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Seneca St Bar and Grill
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Shamrock Lounge
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Shesha
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Shop, The
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Side Pockets
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Side Street
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Siena Tuscan Steakhouse
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Signatures Lounge
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Snug Harbor
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Southrock Billiards
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Spaulding's Food and Drink
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Spirits Pub
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Spotlite 2
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Stadium Sports Bar
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Stepps Cocktails and Ales
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Stix
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Stop, The
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Store, The
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Stroud's Restaurant and Bar
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Timbuktu Bar and Grill
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Todd Brian's Brick Street Café and Tavern
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Tropics Lounge, The
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Twelve Restaurant and Bar
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Twin Peaks
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Vagabond, The
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Walt's
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Warren 13th
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Warren Downtown
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West Street Bar
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Whiskey Dick's
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Wichita Brewing Company
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Wine Dive
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Yvie's Bar and Grill
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3 Strikes Sports Bar
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40 Plus Lounge
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