WBB Tour: Barron's Bar & Grill

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Bar #6 – Barron’s Bar & Grill

Address – 2508 S Oliver, Wichita

Category – Dive bar

Barry:  Barron’s is kind of tucked away on Oliver Street but if you can find it, it won’t disappoint. 

Boozer:  My kind of bar. Cheap drinks, jukebox playin’ country music and a cute waitress who would never look at me – but I can look at her.

Dick:  This place is ok. It’s way better than fucking Applebee’s. Still can’t believe we went drinking there.

Barry:  So I tried to talk to the waitress but she had a “boyfriend”. I give her credit though, she was still pretty nice.  I think her boyfriend was on the other side of the bar making sure she didn’t get too friendly.

Dick:  What an asshole.

Boozer:  It doesn’t take much to make a good bar.  Cheap drinks, a jukebox, hot bartender, a video game and a pool table.  Barron’s has it all.

Barry:  True it has all that, except when you have a hot waitress all you get is 95% dudes.

Dick:  Well since Boozer never gets laid that doesn’t matter much to him.

Boozer:  I can’t help it if most women don’t find a guy attractive that drinks every night, has a DUI and doesn’t generally give a shit about life.

Barry:  What’s the final grade boys? I say it’s pretty good for drinkin’, not so good for meeting your future ex-wife.

Boozer:  Wives aren’t good for my late night returns home from bars like this.

Dick:  What do you call a women who has lost 90% of her intelligence?  Divorced.

Barry:  I’ll take that as a positive for Barron’s.  And you guys really need to get laid.

Barron’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 38%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 69%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 16%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 42%

… Dick picking a fight with the waitress’s boyfriend: 91%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. Annex Lounge

3. The Artichoke Sandwich Bar

4. Barron’s Bar and Grill

5. AJ’s Sports Grill

6. Applebee’s

Next Bar:  BC’s Bar and Grill