WBB Tour: BC's Bar & Grill

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Bar #7 – BC’s Bar & Grill

Address – 4423 S Broadway, Wichita

Category – Dive bar

Barry:  None of us had ever been to this bar on South Broadway before so we decided to take our Mexican friend Wichitaco just in case.  Turns out he was the only Hispanic at the bar.

Boozer:  I love when Wichitaco comes with us.  He’s the only one that can hang with me on tequila shots.

Dick:  Wichi – fuckin – taco.

Wichitaco:  I hate you white pieces of shit.  You really thought BC’s was going to be some Latino hangout?  It’s one of the most redneck places I’ve ever been!

Barry:  To be fair, Dick kept saying BC’s stood for Big Cocks so it could’ve been a place where black people hang out.  And you’re the closest thing to a black friend we have.

Wichitaco:  What a bunch of ignorant sonofabitches you are.

Boozer:  I liked BC’s a lot.  I met a guy who brought in QuikTrip donuts and ate them while drinking his beer and picking out tunes on the jukebox like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson.  My kind of guy.

Dick:  This place was just ok.  I had to wait 15 minutes for a drink because the waitress was outside smoking. On the other hand once she came back she kept my glass filled and I got pretty fucked up.

Barry:  Yeah she was cool although I think that song “Rockin the beer gut” was written for her.

Boozer:  Hey be nice, I have a beer gut too.  More cushion for the pushin right?

Wichitaco:  What a bunch of stupid motherfuckers you are.

Barry:  Ok final grade.  I hear they have karaoke on the weekends and I didn’t get any infectious diseases from the bathroom.  Zero attractive ladies, however.  I give it an average score.

Boozer:  Thumbs up for me.  The three pool tables are an added plus.  And I got wasted on tequila shots with Wichitaco.

Wichitaco:  Sorry about that Boozer.  Even though you retards thought this was some kind of minority bar, I still had a good time.  But my favorite part of the night was getting a burrito afterwards at El Mexican Burritos.

Dick:  Yeah that’s not stereotypical.  I say the next bar we build a Trump wall outside so Wichitaco can’t get in.

Wichitaco:  Fuck you guys.

BC’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 21%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 9%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 36%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 79%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 54%

… Dick making multiple comments about if BC stands for Big Cocks: 89%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. Annex Lounge

3. The Artichoke Sandwich Bar

4. BC’s Bar and Grill

5. Barron’s Bar and Grill

6. AJ’s Sports Grill

7. Applebee’s

Next Bar:  Bigs