WBB Tour: Annex Lounge

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Bar #3 – Annex Lounge

Address – 6305 E Harry St, Wichita

Category – Dive bar

Order what you want
(as long as it's beer)

Barry: The Annex Lounge is an example of a place that more people should know about right?

Boozer: I love everything about the Annex Lounge except the fact they only serve beer.  Sometimes I’m in the mood for a Long Island Iced Tea or shots of Tequila, you know, to get warmed up.

Dick: The Annex is ok.  I mean let’s be serious, from the outside it looks like somewhere that is cooking up meth.

Barry: Dick is right but that’s the beauty of the dive bar.  It scares away pussies like your boy Brody.  Once you get inside the people are cool.  They’ve got a pool table, shuffleboard and even Miss Pac Man.  Although the one downer is Miss Pac Man was the best looking girl in the bar.

Dick: Brody is YOUR boy.  And why’s it called “Miss Pac Man” instead of “Pac Woman?”

Boozer: I think it came out before all these feminists had power.  Ahh the good ole days when men were men and women listened to our dumb asses.

The classic Miss Pac Man

Dick: Those bitches. I bet if that game came out today it would also be a racially diverse, transgendered Pac ….. Thing.

Barry: Ok back to the Annex Lounge.  Besides there not being anyone to hit on, I give it a positive.  What’s the verdict for you guys?

Boozer: Awesome dive bar.  They also make a mean Inside Out Burger, cheap as hell and a 40% chance you will have a heart attack, but I say it’s worth the risk.

Dick: The only reason I will give this place a good rating is they gave us money for the jukebox and free rape whistles when we got there.

Boozer: I kept blowing that thing and no one came and raped me all night.

Annex Lounge’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 32%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 7%

Shuffleboard - classic Wichita fun

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 16%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 65%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 32%

… The owner of the bar giving you $10 for the jukebox: 87%

… Drinking enough BIG-ASS Beers on Special to slide down the Shuffleboard Table Headfirst: 72%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. Annex Lounge

3. AJ’s Sports Grill

Next Bar:  Applebee’s

WBB Tour: The Anchor

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Bar #2 – The Anchor

Address – 1109 E Douglas Ave, Wichita

Category – 1/3 restaurant, 1/3 dive bar, 1/3 arthouse

The Anchor's sign got
Barry excited

Barry:  The Anchor is a cool, little artsy bar near Old Town.  I’ve been there a few times and have enjoyed the atmosphere and the white girls with dreadlocks and tattoos.

Boozer:  It’s not my kinda place but I do enjoy the fact they have a nice selection of beers.

Dick:  Listen, the Anchor is great but why the fuck does any normal man wear skinny jeans?  Bunch of homo’s.

Barry:  I don’t agree with Dick very often but he does have a point.

Dick:  Look, unless you’re there to pick up another dude and you want to show them how tight your ass is then you should never wear skinny jeans.  Especially the guys tending bar at this place.  It’s almost as bad as wearing a fucking tank top.

Barry:  Have you all ever been with one of those artsy chicks?  Let me tell you boys … creativity is an asset in the bedroom.

Boozer:  We need more details, please, I haven’t been laid in 3 months.

Barry:  Let’s just say there was a girl with a half shaved head, handcuffs and a tattoo of a bullseye.

Boozer:  Wish I could find me a nice girl like that.

Barry:  Boozer, she was NOT nice.  I left her place limping, but in a good way.  Anyways, so what did you guys think of The Anchor?

Can we get an air
freshener in here?

Boozer:  Did you guys know that it used to be a wig shop, that’s pretty cool.  Although I don’t really fit in with those hippy fruit cakes, but they seemed nice enough.  I could see myself spending way too much money trying all the different drinks.

Dick:  Realistically, The Anchor is probably one of the better bars in Wichita but did you guys go to the bathroom while we were there?  Holy fuck!  It smelled like someone took out their cock and pissed all over the bathroom floor for 10 minutes, then came back an hour later and did it again.  I about gagged while trying to wash my hands.

Barry:  Don’t act like you washed your hands.

Dick:  Shut up or I’ll get that half shaved head girl to handcuff you to the urinal at The Anchor.

The Anchor’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 66%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 20%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 73%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 39%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 10%

… Dick making fun of dudes in skinny jeans: 91%

… Dick throwing up in a bathroom that smells like elephant piss: 99%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. AJ’s Sports Grill

Next Bar:  Annex Lounge

WBB Tour: AJ's Sports Grill

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Bar #1 – AJ’s Sports Grill
Address – 3232 N Rock, Wichita
Category – Sports Bar

Barry:  Everyone has probably been to AJ’s before. It’s part of Northrock Lanes.

Boozer:  Yeah I love this place, especially on a weeknight because I never have to wait for a beer.

Dick:  That’s because there is no one fucking there on a weeknight.

Barry:  True, the night we went there were less than 10 people including us and the workers.

Boozer:  I still got drunk and had a good time.

AJ's was dead on Wednesday
but we still generally liked it

Dick:  So did I but I threw up on the way home after eating a third of that superdome pizza and drinking a dozen beers.

Barry:  I liked that it had a lot of Shocker stuff but I hated that the only girls there were the ones bartending and waitressing.  And they were maybe an 8 … combined.

Boozer:  Love the Shocks.

Dick:  What’s with that Gregg Marshall guy?  Is it enough to make $3 million a year, does he really have to spell his name with 2 G’s at the end.  What an asshole.

Boozer:  Double G has done a lot of great things for this town, I think he does his coach’s show from this place.

Dick:  He’s still an asshole.

Barry:  You’re an asshole.

Dick:  This is true but at least I spell my name like every other DICK there’s ever been.

Barry:  Ok, ok what else did you guys like/not like about AJ’s?

Boozer:  I like to drink here and then try to bowl.  Once I had more beers than my score.  I don’t remember either number.

Dick:  Don’t ever come here on a Wednesday.

Barry:  I thought the bartender chick was very nice even though she didn’t know who AJ was.  I would do her.

Dick:  You would do her paraplegic grandmother.

Barry:  Touché.

AJ’s Sports Grill Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 40%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 65%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 42%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 58%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 30%

… Dick finishing the superdome pizza without yacking: 4%

Next bar: The Anchor