WBB Tour: The Anchor

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Bar #2 – The Anchor

Address – 1109 E Douglas Ave, Wichita

Category – 1/3 restaurant, 1/3 dive bar, 1/3 arthouse

The Anchor's sign got
Barry excited

Barry:  The Anchor is a cool, little artsy bar near Old Town.  I’ve been there a few times and have enjoyed the atmosphere and the white girls with dreadlocks and tattoos.

Boozer:  It’s not my kinda place but I do enjoy the fact they have a nice selection of beers.

Dick:  Listen, the Anchor is great but why the fuck does any normal man wear skinny jeans?  Bunch of homo’s.

Barry:  I don’t agree with Dick very often but he does have a point.

Dick:  Look, unless you’re there to pick up another dude and you want to show them how tight your ass is then you should never wear skinny jeans.  Especially the guys tending bar at this place.  It’s almost as bad as wearing a fucking tank top.

Barry:  Have you all ever been with one of those artsy chicks?  Let me tell you boys … creativity is an asset in the bedroom.

Boozer:  We need more details, please, I haven’t been laid in 3 months.

Barry:  Let’s just say there was a girl with a half shaved head, handcuffs and a tattoo of a bullseye.

Boozer:  Wish I could find me a nice girl like that.

Barry:  Boozer, she was NOT nice.  I left her place limping, but in a good way.  Anyways, so what did you guys think of The Anchor?

Can we get an air
freshener in here?

Boozer:  Did you guys know that it used to be a wig shop, that’s pretty cool.  Although I don’t really fit in with those hippy fruit cakes, but they seemed nice enough.  I could see myself spending way too much money trying all the different drinks.

Dick:  Realistically, The Anchor is probably one of the better bars in Wichita but did you guys go to the bathroom while we were there?  Holy fuck!  It smelled like someone took out their cock and pissed all over the bathroom floor for 10 minutes, then came back an hour later and did it again.  I about gagged while trying to wash my hands.

Barry:  Don’t act like you washed your hands.

Dick:  Shut up or I’ll get that half shaved head girl to handcuff you to the urinal at The Anchor.

The Anchor’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 66%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 20%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 73%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 39%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 10%

… Dick making fun of dudes in skinny jeans: 91%

… Dick throwing up in a bathroom that smells like elephant piss: 99%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. AJ’s Sports Grill

Next Bar:  Annex Lounge