WBB Tour: Annex Lounge

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Bar #3 – Annex Lounge

Address – 6305 E Harry St, Wichita

Category – Dive bar

Order what you want
(as long as it's beer)

Barry: The Annex Lounge is an example of a place that more people should know about right?

Boozer: I love everything about the Annex Lounge except the fact they only serve beer.  Sometimes I’m in the mood for a Long Island Iced Tea or shots of Tequila, you know, to get warmed up.

Dick: The Annex is ok.  I mean let’s be serious, from the outside it looks like somewhere that is cooking up meth.

Barry: Dick is right but that’s the beauty of the dive bar.  It scares away pussies like your boy Brody.  Once you get inside the people are cool.  They’ve got a pool table, shuffleboard and even Miss Pac Man.  Although the one downer is Miss Pac Man was the best looking girl in the bar.

Dick: Brody is YOUR boy.  And why’s it called “Miss Pac Man” instead of “Pac Woman?”

Boozer: I think it came out before all these feminists had power.  Ahh the good ole days when men were men and women listened to our dumb asses.

The classic Miss Pac Man

Dick: Those bitches. I bet if that game came out today it would also be a racially diverse, transgendered Pac ….. Thing.

Barry: Ok back to the Annex Lounge.  Besides there not being anyone to hit on, I give it a positive.  What’s the verdict for you guys?

Boozer: Awesome dive bar.  They also make a mean Inside Out Burger, cheap as hell and a 40% chance you will have a heart attack, but I say it’s worth the risk.

Dick: The only reason I will give this place a good rating is they gave us money for the jukebox and free rape whistles when we got there.

Boozer: I kept blowing that thing and no one came and raped me all night.

Annex Lounge’s Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 32%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 7%

Shuffleboard - classic Wichita fun

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 16%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 65%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 32%

… The owner of the bar giving you $10 for the jukebox: 87%

… Drinking enough BIG-ASS Beers on Special to slide down the Shuffleboard Table Headfirst: 72%

Bar Rankings so far …

1. The Anchor

2. Annex Lounge

3. AJ’s Sports Grill

Next Bar:  Applebee’s