WBB Tour: AJ's Sports Grill

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Bar #1 – AJ’s Sports Grill
Address – 3232 N Rock, Wichita
Category – Sports Bar

Barry:  Everyone has probably been to AJ’s before. It’s part of Northrock Lanes.

Boozer:  Yeah I love this place, especially on a weeknight because I never have to wait for a beer.

Dick:  That’s because there is no one fucking there on a weeknight.

Barry:  True, the night we went there were less than 10 people including us and the workers.

Boozer:  I still got drunk and had a good time.

AJ's was dead on Wednesday
but we still generally liked it

Dick:  So did I but I threw up on the way home after eating a third of that superdome pizza and drinking a dozen beers.

Barry:  I liked that it had a lot of Shocker stuff but I hated that the only girls there were the ones bartending and waitressing.  And they were maybe an 8 … combined.

Boozer:  Love the Shocks.

Dick:  What’s with that Gregg Marshall guy?  Is it enough to make $3 million a year, does he really have to spell his name with 2 G’s at the end.  What an asshole.

Boozer:  Double G has done a lot of great things for this town, I think he does his coach’s show from this place.

Dick:  He’s still an asshole.

Barry:  You’re an asshole.

Dick:  This is true but at least I spell my name like every other DICK there’s ever been.

Barry:  Ok, ok what else did you guys like/not like about AJ’s?

Boozer:  I like to drink here and then try to bowl.  Once I had more beers than my score.  I don’t remember either number.

Dick:  Don’t ever come here on a Wednesday.

Barry:  I thought the bartender chick was very nice even though she didn’t know who AJ was.  I would do her.

Dick:  You would do her paraplegic grandmother.

Barry:  Touché.

AJ’s Sports Grill Ratings:

Chances of …

… Barry getting laid by a frequent customer: 40%

… Barry getting caught flirting with an underage waitress: 65%

… Boozer maxing out his credit card on overpriced drinks: 42%

… Boozer getting a DUI after leaving: 58%

… Dick getting his ass kicked by a local: 30%

… Dick finishing the superdome pizza without yacking: 4%

Next bar: The Anchor